Alan with his newly found baby
Zach Galifianakis' character Alan was hilarious in first "The Hangover". He gets funnier the more times you see the movie. Here's a bunch of his lines:
- Check its collar or something.
- Not at the table, Carlos!
- I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.
- Tigers love pepper… they hate cinnamon.
- It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
- Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
- Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me… The Jonas Brothers are in town.
- I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
- What are you talking about? I've found a baby before.
- Hey guys, when's the next Haley's comet?
- Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
- The Doug we're looking for is a white.
- Hey you guys ready to let the dogs out?
- That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public!
- I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
And here's a video showing them and a whole lot more: